she's got legs

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Me being the terrible shopping monster that I am, thought it necessary to purchase another pencil skirt. Trying to keep up with that whole business casual thing can be quite exhausting. Trying to figure out a way to wear one of these skirts without heels, however, is quite impossible. Lately I've been reminded of the fact that my torso stole like 6 inches of length from legs while I was forming in the womb or something, thanks GENETICS. 

This short legs thing is just the worst. People are all like "are you supposed to wear ankle pants with short legs" and I'm all like I DON'T CARE I ALREADY OWN ANKLE PANTS. I'll just have to update my hypothetical online dating profile description to include "high bum : legs coefficient". 

Today was one of those days where I had to have a little self pep talk to get going in the morning. Thank goodness once I got the ball rolling the dreadfully tedious errands weren't so bad. I obtained some new contacts, sold some old clothes (my new addiction - reverse shopping), and purchased an ink cartridge. I just want to take a moment to say that it appears as thought you now need a PhD to be able to select an ink cartridge. Maybe that or you need to be inebriated. Either one. 

How is Tuesday treating you? I'm off to work now, sipping on a coke zero to get psyched up and what not.